theawkwardgamer:
Happy Birthday dude! I sent you a cake, it should beat your doorstep any day now...

iambluedog:

theawkwardgamer:

iambluedog:

Y ur cake not here yet?

Just keep waiting. GOD WHY ARE YOU SO IMPATIENT.

I’m not getting any younger

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Fuck. Why would you use that gif?! :’(

Last night I had a dream that I arrived at my university and was shown my room. Not even a full day had passed and I had already lost the keys and couldn’t go back to Hong Kong, so I was stuck with nowhere to go. 

I’m already anxious about uni when I’m awake. So thank you, brain. My heart was pounding and I was in a sweat when I woke up this morning.